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There’s a Plague Upon All Our Houses’ Gyms

Help! The gyms are infested with rats! Continue reading There’s a Plague Upon All Our Houses’ Gyms

Mr. SheehyMarch 29, 2022March 29, 2022
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Your Milk Is Too Grainy

Everything in the world is being milked. It’s time for everyone to seriously just find a cow. Continue reading Your Milk Is Too Grainy

Mr. SheehyMarch 9, 2022
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Being An Adult Isn’t That Great

Growing up is what every kid is eager to do–think of the freedom!–but is the dream all it’s made out to be? Continue reading Being An Adult Isn’t That Great

Mr. SheehyFebruary 2, 2022February 2, 2022
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Beef Riblet Dominates Lunch Room

The beef riblet has won the hearts and stomachs of Central High School students. Continue reading Beef Riblet Dominates Lunch Room

Mr. SheehyFebruary 18, 2021February 18, 2021
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Puns: Do they have life, or are they Dad?

Have the golden years of the pun set? Is there a place for a witty pun anymore? Continue reading Puns: Do they have life, or are they Dad?

Mr. SheehyDecember 3, 2020
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An Apology Letter from Your AP Friends

AP tests are starting next week, which means soon enough you’ll be getting your friends back. In the meantime, here’s a quick apology note. Continue reading An Apology Letter from Your AP Friends

heintzkyleeApril 29, 2016
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What’s Your Prom Get-Go?

By Molly Boehler and Adam Taylor With prom coming up next month, students are beginning to search for the appropriate garb – but what is right for you? Don’t worry. We’re going to help you out with that. We all have different tastes in clothing, but one mutual agreement is that we all adore the overly sweet, nostalgic taste of a Capri Sun. Why not … Continue reading What’s Your Prom Get-Go?

heintzkyleeMarch 16, 2016April 21, 2016
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Congratulations to Central high schools theatre department on your 18th superior state award!  Photo credit: https://www.sagestudiosllc.com/proofing/sdhsaa-state-oneact-festival/gallery/9721  #theatre #chstheatre #oneacts #newspaper #chspineneedle #shootlikeagirl Senior and Pine Needle contributor James Parr enjoys a recent warm January day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CZcZj32uM5X/

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